Eloise Mumford, Bruce Greenwood and Joe Anderson in THE RIVER - Season 1 - "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" | ©2012 ABC/Mario Perez

Eloise Mumford, Bruce Greenwood and Joe Anderson in THE RIVER - Season 1 - "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" | ©2012 ABC/Mario Perez

Stars: Bruce Greenwood, Joe Anderson, Leslie Hope, Eloise Mumford, Paul Blackthorne, Thomas Kretschmann, Daniel Zacapa, Shaun Parkes, Paulina Gaitan, Scott Michael Foster, Katie Featherston
Aron Eli Coleite & Michael Green
Gary Fleder
ABC, Tuesdays @ 9 PM
Original Broadcast:
March 13, 2012

As THE RIVER leaves us with its first season finale, “Row, Row, Row Your Boat,” several things have become very clear.

One, the central mystery of finding Emmet Cole (Bruce Greenwood) has been resolved. Done.

Two, the series seems to have found a way to do a different horror movie each week while still dealing with the show’s overall goal.

Three, at eight episodes, it’s the perfect length for someone to get invested in a genre show, with little of the fat in between.

That said, THE RIVER has not been a ratings bonanza for ABC, but the upside is, even though it provided a simple enough two month way station in between DANCING WITH THE STARS seasons. Is that enough to warrant a renewal? Probably not, but it would be a shame if they didn’t give the series another eight episode go next year.

“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” deals with the aftermath of finding Emmet Cole and what that means. While many of the questions regarding what he was doing out there exactly – particularly in regards to “The Source” and what he knows about the mysterious symbol on the back of the neck of Lena Landry (Eloise Mumford) – it’s still nice to see him back on the Magus and interacting with the show in the present tense as opposed to flashbacks.

Soon, one of our main characters is killed – but not by supernatural means. It’s an assassination by a fellow crew member. Lincoln Cole (Joe Anderson) is the unfortunate casualty. He’s shot and dies, but then mom (Leslie Hope) decides to use the power of the supernatural to bring him back. With the psychic link to the other side of Jahel (Paulina Gaitan), they resurrect Lincoln, but now he’s possessed by the spirit of Boiuna who wants Emmet to pay for coming for its magic.

We get some warmed over THE EXORCIST theatrics, which work okay. Ultimately the power of love wins out (or does it), but the mechanisms actually work quite well. It’s a nice wrap up to the story, since it’s about Emmet being a lousy father and having to learn to be a good father to save his child.

Eloise Mumford, Bruce Greenwood and Joe Anderson in THE RIVER - Season 1 - "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" | ©2012 ABC/Mario Perez

Eloise Mumford, Bruce Greenwood and Joe Anderson in THE RIVER - Season 1 - "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" | ©2012 ABC/Mario Perez

Of course, there are other mysteries percolating. Shady bodyguard/security Capt. Kurt Brynildson (Thomas Kretschmann) has his own issues and past with the Bouina and also aids in stopping the force possessing Lincoln.

We also learn that Jahel’s mother had a similar psychic gift – which makes her even more of an asset to the crew now that the cliffhanger has been set into motion.

So what is the big twist? It’s a simple one, but just as the crew of the Magus think they’re finished with their journey and are about the leave the magical Bouina, the landscape starts changing. Their exit point no longer exists. The landscape is been manipulated by magic to trap the crew and make sure they never leave.

Cut to black, end of season and a nice set-up for Season 2, if there is a Season 2.

While there were a handful of uneven THE RIVER episodes, when the show got it right, it was proof you could mix anthology and standalone stories in a satisfying way (case in point last week’s excellent “The Experiment.”).

I think it was a little bit of a cop-out that there weren’t more casualties with the main cast over the course of the eight episodes, but that’s forgivable.

THE RIVER was a grand experiment, trying to bring found footage horror elements into a weekly scripted series and it succeeded for the most part. Again, I would really love it if ABC found a way to give it another try. They gave the horrid V a second season even though it didn’t deserve it. THE RIVER has potential to gain an audience via DVDs, downloads and streaming which could make a second season viable, especially if they keep the episode order down to a manageable size.

If this is it, then the eight episodes of THE RIVER make up one pretty solid whole, with an ending that is par for the course if this were indeed an eight hour movie versus a TV series.


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  1. Please bring this show back!!! Whale some of the show do seem to play off others, as in the exorcist, I believe this show has a lot of potential to be a success. There are so many paths they can take in this show to keep it going for a long time. They have already added in some nice side plots that can take this show in many different directions. The worst thing ever is when a show ends on a twist like that! BRING BACK THE RIVER!

  2. So far I have commented on almost every river article I could find to get across the simple fact to those who have not seen the show, THIS SHOW ROCKS THE BOAT! I honestly have not found much that I did not like at least a little about The River. Most I liked a lot. I may not be the hardest critic but I know a good damn show when I see one. I don’t think there is any reason the ratings should be so low, other than the fact that I believe most Americans have lost their way when it comes to good TV. Being behind NCIS: Los Angeles is a shame… NCIS is just another one of “Those shows,” that really turn your brain into goo. When there is a very groovy captivating new television Genre on the horizon there is absolutely no reason to turn back to the usual bologna. If I could say just one last time, I am and will forever be a huge fan of Lost, Lost however was a very comforting show with characters anybody could relate to in one way or another, but The River has all the key ingredients to be one of the best shows in the history of ABC, NBC, or FOX. One of the shows that makes you want to relate with the characters in some desirable way if that makes sense. ABC don’t throw in the towel just yet, get the marketing team together and make the biggest come back of ABC history. Lets do this… together we can achieve a TV miracle. Plus I can’t take much more of this start stop hoopla in the middle of an invigorating story. I wish I was on the Boiuna right now. What a journey!!

    Cody Woody
  3. Well done…listen to the people ABC the word has gotten around that The River was over the top in entertainment. Hope next season will be come a reality.

  4. Strictly juvenile. This has to be one of the most disjointed and unbelievable pieces of junk ever brought to TV. Nothing original, just bits and pieces of pseudo suspense, horror, drama(?) that we have all seen before. The Exhorcist final episode was laughable. They are now trapped in the jungle and may they stay there forever.

  5. This show is amazing, to end it now would be so wrong. When it first started I thought it was not all that it could be and resolved to not watch it again. However I kept coming back to it, watching and re-watching each episode. The characters and plot draw the viewer in and make them want to be out there with the crew. ABC PLEASE bring The River back.


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