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Movie Review: THE YETI

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN 04/04/2026
THE YETI movie poster | ©2026 Well Go USA Entertainment

Rating: R Stars: Brittany Allen, Eric Nelsen, Jim Cummings, Christina Bennett Lind, Gene Gallerano, Linc Hand, Elizabeth Cappuccino, William Sadler, Corbin Bernsen Writers: Gene Gallerano & William Pisciotta Directors: Gene Gallerano & William Pisciotta Distributor: Well Go USA Entertainment Release Date: April 4, 2026 and April 8, 2026 (AMC theatrical); April 10, 2026 (digital) Written and directed by the team of Gene Gallerano & William Pisciotta, THE YETI is set in the ‘40s and aspires to look as though it was made in the ‘50s. Its style seems to be part of its reason for being. It’s agreeable as a […]Read On »


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Movie Review: OUR HERO, BALTHAZAR

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
OUR HERO, BALTHAZAR movie poster | ©2026 Picturehouse

Rating: R Stars: Jaeden Martell, Asa Butterfield, Chris Bauer, Becky Ann Baker, Avan Jogia, Anna Baryshnikov, Pippa Knowles, Noah Centineo, Jennifer Ehle Writers: Ricky Camilleri & Oscar Boyson Director: Oscar Boyson Distributor: Picturehouse Release Date: March 27, 2026 (New York), April 3, 2026 (Los Angeles), subsequent (wider theatrical) OUR HERO, BALTHAZAR is an intriguing if occasionally generalizing look at the nexus of gun culture, the Internet and performative behavior, especially through the lens of youth. We meet Balthazar (Jaeden Martell) as he is recording himself weeping into his cellphone about how lonely he is – but when the recording stops, […]Read On »


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Movie Review: THE SERPENT’S SKIN

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
THE SERPENT'S SKIN movie poster | ©2026 Dark Star Pictures

Rating: Not Rated Stars: Alexandra McVicker, Avalon Fast, Scott Major, Charlotte Chimes, Jordan Dulieu Writers: Alice Maio Mackay & Ben Pahl Robinson Director: Alice Maio Mackay Distributor: Dark Star Pictures Release Date: March 27, 2026 Writer/director Alice Maio Mackay, who opens all her movies with the onscreen credit “A Transgender Film,” has so far told stories with often psychic trans and queer protagonists fighting human bigotry and otherworldly menaces. In THE SERPENT’S SKIN, co-written by Mackay & Ben Pahl Robinson, we still get a young trans lead – Alexandra McVicker as Anna – dealing with a monster. However, the transphobia […]Read On »


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Movie Review: PRETTY LETHAL

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
PRETTY LETHAL movie poster | ©2026 Amazon/ MGM Studios

Rating: R Stars: Iris Apatow, Lana Condor, Millicent Simmonds, Avantika, Maddie Ziegler, Uma Thurman, Lydia Leonard Writer: Kate Freund Director: Vicky Jewson Distributor: Amazon/MGM Studios Release Date: March 25, 2026 (Prime Video) “These guys are drunk and out of shape. We are prima f*****g ballerinas.” This brief speech, delivered when the going gets tough, is perhaps all anyone really needs to know about PRETTY LETHAL. Additional relevant information is that director Vicky Jewson and writer Kate Freund (who also appears as a mob underling) figure out clever ways to incorporate classical dance moves into the violent action, and that the […]Read On »


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Movie Review: READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN 03/24/2026
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME movie poster | ©2026 Searchlight

Rating: R Stars: Samara Weaving, Kathryn Newton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Shawn Hatosy, Néstor Carbonell, David Cronenberg, Elijah Wood Writers: Guy Busick & R. Christopher Murphy, based on characters created by Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy Directors: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Distributor: Searchlight Pictures Release Date: March 20, 2026 READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME may be even more fun than its predecessor, 2019’s READY OR NOT. (Those who didn’t find the first one entertaining won’t be happy here either.) Writers Guy Busick & R. Christopher Murphy and directing team Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett are back, along […]Read On »


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Movie Review: TOUCH ME

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
TOUCH ME | ©2026 Yellow Veil Pictures

Rating: Not Rated Stars: Olivia Taylor Dudley, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jordan Gavaris, Marlene Forte, Paget Brewster, Ashley Lauren Nedd, JJ Phillips Writer: Addison Heimann Director: Addison Heimann Distributor: Yellow Veil Pictures Release Date: March 20, 2026 (New York theatrical); March 27, 2026 (wider theatrical), April 2, 2026 (on demand/digital) In TOUCH ME, written and directed by Addison Heimann, Joey (Olivia Taylor Dudley) and Craig (Jordan Gavaris) have an extremely co-dependent platonic relationship. They’ve lived together for five years. Craig hates himself so much that he needs Joey to constantly reassure him that he’s not worthless. Joey works low-paying jobs, when […]Read On »


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Movie Review: TOW

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
TOW movie poster | ©2026 Roadside Attractions/Vertical

Rating: R Stars: Rose Byrne, Dominic Sessa, Demi Lovato, Simon Rex, Elsie Fisher, Corbin Bernsen, Ariana DeBose, Octavia Spencer Writers: Brant Boivin & Jonathan Keasey Director: Stephanie Laing Distributor: Roadside Attractions/Vertical Release Date: March 20, 2026 TOW informs us up front that there are “1-3 million vehicular residents [i.e., people living in their cars and trucks] across the country on any given night.” It goes on to note that it is “inspired by a true story,” which it underscores by showing us three of the real-world principals under the closing credits. Two of these, Amanda Ogle and Kevin Eggers, are […]Read On »


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Movie Review: DEAD LOVER

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN 03/20/2026
DEAD LOVE movie poster | ©2026 Cartuna x DWECK

Rating: Not Rated Stars: Grace Glowicki, Ben Petrie, Leah Doz, Lowen Morrow Writers: Grace Glowicki & Ben Petrie Director: Grace Glowicki Distributor: Cartuna x DWECK Release Date: March 20, 2026 In an attempt to gauge relative response, this reviewer described what happens in DEAD LOVER to two separate individuals. They had identical reactions: “That’s the weirdest plot I’ve ever heard.” Even allowing for the possibility that these two folks don’t get out much and therefore have less basis for comparison, DEAD LOVER may be the most gonzonana riff on FRANKENSTEIN ever. The competition for that title includes THE ROCKY HORROR […]Read On »


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Movie Review: THE POUT-POUT FISH

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
THE POUT-POUT FISH movie poster | ©2026 Viva Kids Films

Rating: PG Stars (voices): Nick Offerman, Nina Oyama, Miranda Otto, Remy Hii, Jordin Sparks, Amy Sedaris, Mark Coles Smith, Nazeem Hussain, Mel Buttle, Bessie Holland, Christopher James Baker, Grant Denyer Writers: Elise Allen, Elie Choufany and Dominic Morris, based on the book series THE POUT-POUT FISH by Deborah Diesen and Dan Hanna Director: Ricard Cussó, co-director, Rio Harrington Distributor: Viva Kids Release Date: March 20, 2026 THE POUT-POUT FISH has been adapted for film from the book series of the same name by Deborah Diesen and Dan Hanna. The movie, directed by Ricard Cussó, co-directed by Rio Harrington, and scripted […]Read On »


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Movie Review: JITTERS

By ABBIE BERNSTEIN
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Rating: Not Rated Stars: Daniel Jordan, Fabrizio Santino, Anto Sharp, Jessica Impiazzi, Chloe Hews, Boo Miller, Lauren Budd, Guillaume Rivaud, Linda-Jean Barry Writer: George Wilcox Director: Marc Zammit Distributor: Reel 2 Reel Films Release Date: March 17, 2026 (digital, U.S. and U.K.) Written by George Wilcox and directed by Mark Zammit, JITTERS seeks to combine a NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET type of horror with sci-fi (at least for now) tech, criminal procedural and human pathos. That’s a lot to juggle, and the movie isn’t always up to the tasks the filmmakers set for themselves. JITTERS revolves around a concept that, […]Read On »


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